Dude looks like a lady! Read the following story below from Nigeria’s Vanguard Newspaper after the break.

A look at this lady will never give her away for a man. From her breast and well shaped figure, to her steps , she looks every inch like a lady. But the bubble burst after she was discovered to be a man. 19-year-old Ogunleye Idris, is one of the numerous young men who pose as ladies out there , in order to get money from their men folk. Idris who just finished his secondary school education at Kings College Lagos, last year, was apprehended in a bar in Surulere area of Lagos, Sunday, where he had as usual, dressed like a man, waiting for a prey. By sheer stroke of luck, a man(names withheld) reportedly walked into the bar in the company of two other ladies. But he was said to have been attracted to Idris who gave him an inviting look.

But Idris attitude was said to have raised the man’s suspicion, when he attempted to fondle with his breast. Out of curiosity, the man reportedly managed to touch Idris’ breast, where to his surprise, a sachet water fell off from the brazier. This caused an uproar, following which Idris was subsequently arrested.

In this interview with crime Alert, the Ogun state born disclosed that he began the illicit business this month, with a view of raising money to further his education. Hear him, “ I went into it in order to raise money for my education. After my secondary school education, my father told me he could not  money for me to buy JAMB form. Again there was nobody to help me because I am a man. I realized that men do not help their fellow men but . Then, I decided to start dressing like a lady to deceive men and get money from them but I do not sleep with them. Whenever it gets to that stage, I stylishly excuse myself”

Asked how he usually collected money from men, he revealed that he would dial any number and if the owner happened t o be a man, he would invite him over, posing as a  girl. His preys according to him, sometimes fell into his trap while others disregarded him.

Continuing, Idris said, “so far, I have realised N20,000, out of which I used to buy part time form in University of Lagos and a JAMB form” Asked if his parents are aware of what he was into, he shook his head, explaining that he never paraded himself like a lady around his vicinity in Isolo. On how he usually got himself dressed, he explained, “ first , I would get a female dress and place two sachets of water on my breast, to make me look like a female and then, I will wear female shoes. I cat-walk like women because I always  them walk and have been practicing the way they walk until I started this year. I had contemplated quitting at the end of next month,”, he said.

The Lagos State Police Deputy  Relations Officer, Mr Adesanya Jinadu, who cautioned men to be and wary of the likes of Idris out there, said he would be charged to court for attempt to defraud and attempt to breach  peace.

First of all this article has so many errors…doesn’t Vanguard spell check? Is that the spelling of brassiere (brazier they have said)?

Secondly is this what KC (Kings College) boys are up to these days? Hahaha! I remember when dating a KC boy was a guaranteed status upgrade in High School!

Thirdly why would anyone see this dude and think he’s a woman? I sure as hell don’t…but maybe that’s cos I am exposed to trannies where I live. Some of them look straight up messy…you just wanna give them a hairbrush, some spanx and a make up lesson. And then there are those who look and act super feminine! They would fool any man. Idris doesn’t quite cut it.

Fourthly you have to give it to the guy for finding a creative (albeit deceptive way) to earn some cash…shame on the men who fall for his act.

Which brings me to….who are these men? I mean Idris himself says “I deceive men and get money from them but I do not sleep with them. Whenever it gets to that stage, I stylishly excuse myself” I really wish someone had asked Idris to be more forthcoming about the stage he was referring to…Would this be the kissing and fondling stage? Cos I know for damn sure Naija men don’t drop cash if they haven’t at least tasted some of the goodies! Do they know he’s actually a dude…and possibly just play along?

Reminds me of those Jerry Springer episodes where guys hook up with chicks with d%*£s, go all the way with them….and come on the show and pretend they didn’t know they were men….and these are guys (girls) who still have their functioning man bits o!